Sunday, April 23, 2006

S/he has taste.

I walk in...to my job, late. again. And this older man, maybe 3/4 times my age was being helped by my coworker. When she walked away...he told me to come close so he could talk to me. He tells me he thinks I'm attractive and he wishes I was helping him instead of my coworker. And then he complained about them not making any affordable shoes that have velcro. An old man like him can't bend down for too long.
Random fact: Velcro= crochetted+velvet
That's what he told us when my coworker came back, and he was trying to change the subject from hitting on me. No comment on his game.

This customer's buying sandles and she's signing her name on the receipt and I see that her last name is. JUGGERNAUTH....What are the odds? She's really the Juggernaut(h)....bitch.

A crossdresser came to buy shoes. She asked me to help her...she must have sensed my openmindedness because my coworker wasn't going to rush to her assistance any time soon. What really gives a crossdressing man away is his voice, All I could think how hard it much be to not want to be yourself soooo baaad that you would risk ridicule. And how it must feel when you realize people think you're a joke. I can't lie I giggled about her short red shorts and tiny shirt exposing her masculine body. She bought heels. She/he had nice taste. They usually do, I think.

My friend wants me to go with her to a gay club when I go visit her for her graduation. She has a lot of gay guy friends for some reason. I told her I wanted to bring my camera but she said that might not be a good idea. I guess 75% of the people haven't come out the closet yet and wouldn't like their presence documented. She's straight, and so am I...so I really don't know what I'm going to do there. This is going to be an experience.

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