I don't want to go to work.

Random rants about work.
Yesterday I get this text from my co-worker.
"You should come in early today:)"
Me: Lol, y?
"I hate my life that's why....it's almost three anyway so I'll see you then." I got there like 3:40.
We dread going to that place but..the thing is....we all work there willingly.

If "'N" and I were managers
We'd....
1. Open 11-6 M-F. Sat'day off. Sunday off.
2. Dress to impress (meaning..not just black/white/khaki)
3. Free Breakfast before 11.
We might be too liberal.

Sometimes I get so tired of staring at females all day that the very few guys I work with start to seem more and more attractive so I say to my co-worker...
"Am I crazy, or is he cute to you" when this new guy walks by, and she looks at me like I lost it because I did. She can't find no such cute guy around, so I point to who I'm talking about and she calls him over to get a closer look I realize..yeah I lost it. Naw, he's cutish.

Sometimes when I'm bored I'll call another department and when they answer I'll breath on the phone like a serial killer until they hang up.

Yesterday my new buddy comes to ask when we're going to be getting some more of the shoes he likes because we don't have his size and I'm like I don't know. I told him should get some work boots for a job on the side and he's like "What you calling me a Scrippa (stripper)" (he's light beige) naw I wasn't but good idea.

On my way home I usually stop at Wendy's and the lady at the drive through asks me if I have a sister because there was a girl just two cars ahead that looks just like me, I told her I did but I really doubt she's two cars ahead of me. I would hope that if my sis and I went to Wendy's....we'd be in the same car.