Thursday, June 19, 2008

South Beach....Memorial Day.


I'm not really a party girl. I'm a blockbuster night leave me alone so I can finish reading the Kite Runner type of girl....

So my friend and I head down to South Beach and we're staying at her brother's place who lives 5 minutes from South Beach and we went to the club that cost $50 bucks to get into only because it's memorial day weekend and it's now 4 o'clock in the morning and she decides that she's going to get her groove on and I'm like well I'm taking my ass home....

So I head home her brother's place with his two male roommates and I'm pissed because

1. His roommates haven't met me before and I'm about to just walk into their house this time of night.

2. I'm about to sleep in a house full of dudes and if I get raped I'm going to be so pissed. I actually considered driving 45 minutes to my aunt's house....

So I get to her brother's place (after taking a detour after some people who I suspected might be serial killers wanted my number and to follow me to my destination....I "escaped" let's just say.)

And I stroll up in these people's house and their sitting on the couch talking, turns out they were coming from the same club that I had been and he thought about dancing with me, so he says....
And they kind of freak out because this is Miami and somebody is just walking into their house and I'm freaking out because they might shoot me. But they don't because...well. Here's this long legged woman with sexy hair (a wig...shame shame didn't feel like doing my hair) walking into their house with the cutest nervous smile. She's actually pissed. Pissed that her friend is out and about and she thinks her friend should have much more respect for herself than that and maybe I shouldn't have dropped her off.....I'm pissed that I DON'T KNOW THESE DUDES!!! But they were nice. And they wouldn't try anything with their roommate's sister's friend....they were decent guys. I hoped. Dear Lord I hoped. And subconsciously I prayed to God..."Dead Lord...I know I'm here with some random guys and I should know better, but please please please don't let them try anything while I sleep." They asked me where my friend was and I hesitated and they smiled...."Ooooh, she went jogging." Said the more outgoing of the two.

The Next day actually...later that morning my friend showed up. Glowing. They asked if she enjoyed her jog.

1 comment:

MsRoxy said...

Let me just say for myself...that pic is so irrelevant to this blog but I don't feel like changing it.

-Roxy