Like a dirty mistress would...

Couple days ago I went to Blockbuster to rent Waiting....which somebody I knew already had but I forgot. I walk in and held the door for an older man, he says "thank-you" and I say your welcome without turning around. There's another door, so once I again I hold it for the man because that's just the courteous thing to do around these parts. Once again, he says thank-you I say your welcome. And then he says. "I like your hat"
I was wearing my new hat...the one that actually belongs to me. Black military hat with diamond studs. I said thank-you again without turning around because it was like yeah whatever older man. Leave me alone and just stop hitting on me I know your married and have kids my age you jerk and here you are flirting with me in Blockbuster. Goodness, I mean where are your morals I'm like half your age stop trying to dip in chocolate, alright?

So I go get my movie and proceed to check-out ...when I look over at where the "Older man" who I just held the door for was looking at recent releases. Oh shi*! I know him.

"Professor (?)!" I say He turns and looks at me. He has no idea who I am, I don't blame him it was like 2 semesters ago that I had him. He smiles politely.

"I had no idea that was you."
He smiles and says "that's okay" I'm sure he had no idea I was his former student anyway. We continue with the small talk and then he asks if I would like a recommendation letter. I put my arms all over (hugged) him like a dirty mistress would....
I was such an idiot!