Chicken Wing

So I'm there with the second graders like I usually am every friday except for the last two weeks because of spring break and teacher's workday and....I participated on a dictionary activity with the kids. Simple activity I just say a word and the kids used to guidelines at the top of the page to find the word. So they looked up words like, shark, puppy, marshmallow. Whatever random word I saw. Of course they turned it into a race, first the worst, second is the best, 3rd is the one with the hairy chest, 4th in just slow and 5 is just....not even worth mentioning. This was breaking the spirits of some of the kids in the group so I said last is the best and let's move on. One boy named...Bryan we'll say who wasn't even apart of the activity would shout out what page he thought the word was on. He didn't even have a dictionary he was just being smart. SO as the kids raced through the pages to find a word one kid suggested that they should search for "chicken wing". I don't know what's funny about the word chicken wing....I really don't but when he said I had to turn away and pretend I was looking at the time because I was cracking up. When I finally got the chance I said "Nobody look for chicken wing, that's not the word we're supposed to look for" for but it was too late, pages were already flying. Chicken wing was not in the dictionary, so the first smart aleck kid to find chicken said "see look I found it!...chicken...wing." He threw in the wing because...chicken wing wasn't in the dictionary. Thanks..Chris...thanks for finding the word I didn't ask you too look for. Now the next word is listen, because some of you don't listen.

Check out this Hilariousness.

He nails the old PR man impression.

Dude: Papi Somebody got shot on the 3rd floor?
Papi:(Shrugs shoulder) Thas not me. I live on the 5 floor, thas it.

Business Idea

I just got me hair redone, 16.99 for a pack of on 1b yacki "Beautiful Elements" I love it more than the hair I bought before, I used to think the more it cost the better, but nah, seems like the less I spend on hair the more I like it. My friend spend $200or 300? on some hair and $150 to put it in. It looks good, but damn. She's going to Visit L.A. soon and wanted to be superficially prepard, whatever works. My 16.99's holding up just fine. And people think it's mine, haha. See you have to be discreet with it.
My friend's always up on what's hot in Hollywood, trends and whatnot. Usually I don't care enough to jump in but she informed me on something quit interesting. Wigs. Everybody knows the only black woman brave enough to rock their natural locks nowadays are India Arie and.....? India Arie? So the trend now is wigs. Lace wigs and everybody has one. Beyonce, Tyra Banks, Halle Berry...and that's the end of this list for Black women in Hollywood, Jennifer Hudson recently jumped on that bandwagon I believe..I think Rupaul probably had one back in the 90's...he's always been ahead of his time. So I'm looking through webites checking out how much they cost, I haven't seen many in the thousands like my friend said there was. I've seen many from 350-800 which...isn't bad. So I'm looking and looking and there's a class that teaches you how to make these and I'm thinking...I have an idea. I should start a business making these things. I'd be rich! It's a tedious task but...800 dollars a pop..hell I don't mind.

And that's for the cheaper ones. A woman can spend thousands a year on extensions so why not? I was at my hair dresser and she says she get's quit a few customers that use the $100 a pack hair so someone of anyclass would shell out a good chunk of change for a decent wig, that's a steal. I'm seriously going to take this into consideration. Asians sell hair to people all the time..why can't I[Makemoneyoffpeople'sinsecuritiesliketherestoftheworld]?

If P**** Were a Stock

(I posted this on FB, it was the longest thing I've ever posted on there, I was that upset.)

I just saw a pic of my cousins on myspace and I nearly came through the screen. I'm irate but mostly disappointed. Not just because their minors but because it just seems like the value of a woman seems to be decreasing at such a rapid rate that I'm starting to feel like pretty soon women are going to be these mindless generic beings that you can just pick up off an assembly line. They'll all look the same, all dress the same, and when they get tired of her winey ass dash her away and find a new one. I'm trying to think back, what if I had myspace at that age what kind of pics would be on there etc...but it's not even about myspace.

I look on t.v. and it's like women don't even value themselves anymore, we're aspiring to be what BET,MTV, fucking...Animal Planet is telling us who to be. It's like we're sitting around here waiting for Beyonce to tell us what to wear or what dance move Ciara's going to do, while they're singing about Ring the Damn alarm cause I'll be damned if I see another chick on your arm. Wait, your singing this about a man who looks like a camel. Yeah I said it, it seems like once a man has money everything he does is okay. It's like wait a minute...your Beyonce, if he cheats on you he's a dumb ass. (I love Jay-Z btw but I'm saying...)
Women are a joke nowadays it's like we're working so hard to be what the TV screen tells us to be that we don't even value our selves or each otherany more. I have to say it breaks my heart everytime my friends get caught up with this No Job, gold teet (yes teet not even teeth), nucca that could really give a shit about her or himself and she's holding on to the loser man for dear life because if he leaves she doesn't feel worth it. And I'm sitting here like your worth so much more than that...how can you not see that??? But if she doesn't put up with that foolishness then somebody else will. Probably her "best" friend which brings me to my next point...

Girls need to stop hating on each other for stupidness. The girl is pretty get over it. The girl has a nice outfit, get over it. Some guy tried to talk to her and he didn't talk to you, get over it. Count your blessings and stop worrying about what other people have. Stop being so trifling, sneaking around stabbing eachother in the back over what? We're on TV fighting for a man that looks like
this..what is that. Please tell me what's on his head. Yeah I did watch Flava of Love, and I'm all over I love New York (it's like a car wreck I can't turn away) but I realize this is mindless entertainment, those people aren't me. But not everybody realizes that. It's funny because you go on White Supremacy Websites, Nationlists they like to call themselves, and they're begging eachother to not let their daughters watch that show so Becky might not get influenced but I kind of agree with that.
Women are selling themselves short. Dave Chappelle said it best

"If pu$$y was a stock it would be plummeting because the market is flooded. Ya'll giving it away too easy!!"
-Dave Chappelle

Alright, Happy Black History Month.

I give up....I'm done.